I really do. I'm so un-hip. So it's nice to have something to go to when I hear slang that I just don't get. Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions. Post the first definition it gives you.

Name: Amanda: A women named Amanda is typically very beautiful with an incredible body and nice eyes. They are known to be very loveable. Amandas are envied by other women.

1. Damnnn, Amanda's lookin' fine today, as usual.
2. I wish I was Amanda, shes so pretty and nice!

Age: 21: The age at which one is finally considered human.

Friend: Dominic: The name of someone who is THE fuckin boss and who will smack his hoe if she steps out of line. Do not fuck with this kid or you will get a cockprint on your face bigger than a truck

Jordan: Hey did you see dominic last night?
Matt: ya he was jockin on his hoe all night!
Mac: DAMN he got game kid

Should Be Doing: Job searching: (job) Something I have to do to pay my bills, but seems impossible to do without some horrible physical or emotional consequence.

Favorite Color: Red: Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.

Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!

Birth Place: Ventura: The only decent city in Ventura County, geared mostly towards the working class and beach bums alike. Ventura is packed with all the retail stores you could need and still has a functioning main street, a rarity in America these days. Ventura does not have a walmart (thank god) but does have a target, kmart, big lots, and pretty much any other superstore that isn't wal mart; including a mall, 3 theaters, and about 20 smoke shops.

Dude, you just kicked my bong and shattered it! Oh well, I'm sure one of the 20 bong shops in Ventura is having a sale..

Birth Month: April: a female of wise words. Often regarded as a "panda" person. These types of females are very energetic and friendly, and when you see these types of girls down, you feel down too.

hey, dont feel so down. Thats not very april of you.

Last Person Spoken To: Mom: The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.

Where would you be without your mom?

Nick Names: Panda: The coolest animal ever!!! Has really cool looks, eats bamboo, and likes to play with people (even though it's so big it often causes harm to frail human bodies).

-I have to sell my liver so I can go see the Panda in the zoo!!!
-I already sold mine!!!

On a side-note, hopefully I have a job interview today. I say hopefully because they called me, telling me to call them and set up a time for today, but I haven't been able to get them to answer their phones! Arg! So I'm just going to poke in there when I know their desk is open if worse comes to worse... Man, I need this job! *weeps*